Giant Gummy Bears?

Don’t be fooled by their tasty appearance; Gummylamps are a pretty lousy snack. In fact, we don’t recommend eating them at all. The very worst part of it is when you get down to the base because it’s crammed full of crunchy, inedible electronics: super-bright LED bulbs, a USB power jack, a sleep timer, a particularly amusing on-off switch that only works when you squeeze the bear’s tummy, and so on. Not very tasty at all.

What matters is that Gummylamps shine “just right”: bright enough to read a book but soft enough to fall asleep with it on. And they feel just right too: firm and squishy all at once. They’re also portable so you can move them around as needed and they’ll keep on illuminating. And, ironically enough, they’re actually made of non-toxic food-grade plastic. For real. But still don’t eat them.

$28 @ jailbreaktoys.com

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